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This classic cotton tee carries a sharp, witty message in a clean, minimalist design. The short, centered text reads like a private joke shared between friends—dry, clever, and a little bit pointed. The shirt sits comfortably in everyday life: worn layered under a jacket for errands, styled with jeans for a low-key hangout, or kept in rotation as a go-to when you want to say something without saying much. The lightweight 100% cotton feels familiar against the skin and softens with each wash, letting the message age with you rather than fade away. The result is a tee that reads like your voice—subtle, direct, and confidently sarcastic.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design ensuring crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Don't Let 'Em Treat You Like An Ibuprofen
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design ensuring crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat