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Lightweight, breathable cotton with a relaxed, boxy fit — this tee carries a dry, deadpan sense of humor right across the chest. The small, centered block text delivers a witty prayer about receding hairlines in a tone that’s equal parts sarcastic and sincere. Wear it to casual hangouts, late-night pizza runs, or neighborhood bar trivia when you want to raise a laugh without shouting. The simple white canvas keeps attention on the message while the soft ribbed collar and tear-away label keep you comfortable all day.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — soft, durable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, minimal silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed center-chest and sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — soft, durable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, minimal silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed center-chest and sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean