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\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            19.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n       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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A clean, classic cotton tee that speaks with wry humor. The front features a bold, centered text that reads: “HEYYY WITH THE INTENTION OF EATING IT FROM THE BACK UNTIL YOU CAN’T THINK.” The message lands with deadpan delivery on a relaxed crewneck silhouette, making it an easy everyday piece for anyone who likes dry wit and low-effort style. The medium-weight fabric drapes naturally, the ribbed collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Wear it solo with jeans or layer it under a jacket — it slides into weekend coffee runs, late-night hangs, or casual weekday rotations while quietly stealing the conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% US cotton medium-weight (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp front text via DTG\/DTF methods; tear-away label for scratch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Gravel \/ 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