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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A clean, tough tee with a deadpan statement—bold text on a classic white canvas. This shirt sits relaxed on the shoulders and feels substantial without being heavy. The cotton has a smooth surface that holds crisp printing so the message reads sharp wash after wash. 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