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This relaxed crewneck tee carries a dry, dark-humor message in simple black type across the chest. The clean white canvas and classic fit let the words do the talking—subtle from a distance, direct up close. Lightweight but sturdy 100% cotton keeps it breathable for everyday wear, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape help it hold shape through repeated washes. Wear it layered under a jacket or alone at a casual meet-up to spark a knowing laugh and start conversations that are equal parts blunt and wry.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG and DTF) for crisp, durable text and sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I May Have a Small Weiner, But At Least I'm Not on the Epstein List"
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG and DTF) for crisp, durable text and sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean