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Say it loud with quiet sarcasm. This classic cotton tee wears like an easygoing companion — soft, breathable, and built to last — with a small, deadpan slogan across the chest that reads like a private joke for anyone fluent in social-media hustle culture. It slips into everyday rotation: underneath a jacket for errands, paired with jeans at a cafe, or layered for late-night hangs. The understated placement of the text keeps the attitude subtle instead of shouting, so the shirt feels like an inside-line to fellow creators, curators, and anyone who’s ever felt that posting your life should pay the bills. Made to move with you, it ages into lived-in comfort while keeping that wry, relatable edge intact.
Product features
- 100%/blended cotton options — breathable 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTF and DTG printed text for crisp, detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
If I Could
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100%/blended cotton options — breathable 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTF and DTG printed text for crisp, detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean