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A relaxed, classic crew-neck tee that speaks with deadpan humor. The chest features a small, centered text that reads: “I’m not depressed I’m just broke and need some butt.” Clean white cotton keeps the message uncluttered and easy to layer. Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night pizza runs, or just for a laugh while lounging at home. The tone is tongue-in-cheek and self-aware — a quiet, wry way to share a laugh with friends or break the ice in awkward situations. The shirt sits comfortably with a timeless silhouette that works under jackets, with jeans, or as part of a casual, everyday outfit.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest text, ensuring crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I'm Not Depressed
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest text, ensuring crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean