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\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            19.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n       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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A relaxed, classic crew-neck tee that speaks with deadpan humor. The chest features a small, centered text that reads: “I’m not depressed I’m just broke and need some butt.” Clean white cotton keeps the message uncluttered and easy to layer. Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night pizza runs, or just for a laugh while lounging at home. The tone is tongue-in-cheek and self-aware — a quiet, wry way to share a laugh with friends or break the ice in awkward situations. The shirt sits comfortably with a timeless silhouette that works under jackets, with jeans, or as part of a casual, everyday outfit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g\/m² for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main chest text, ensuring crisp detail\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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