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This relaxed crewneck tee carries a sharp, unapologetic voice. Printed across the chest in clean, compact type, the message lands like a dry one-liner—wry, confrontational, and darkly funny. The shirt’s slightly boxy silhouette and medium-weight cotton give it a lived-in vibe that works layered under a jacket or worn on its own. It’s the kind of piece someone with a blunt sense of humor reaches for when they want to banter without saying much more. Wear it to informal hangouts, comedy nights, or when you want an outfit that matches a sarcastic mood.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, boxy silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) for crisp chest and sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, boxy silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) for crisp chest and sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat