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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length (from center back), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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The chest text — short, cheeky, unapologetic — reads like a private punchline shared with close friends. Lightweight yet sturdy, the shirt drapes casually over the body and sits comfortably at the neckline, making it easy to wear on low-key days when you want to say something without saying much. It pairs with worn denim, sneakers, or layered under an open jacket for evenings out. The subtle natural fleck in the fabric (on the Natural color) and the tear-away label keep the feel authentic and comfortable, while the quality printing keeps the lettering crisp wash after wash. 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