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A clean, honest tee for folks who wear dark humor as armor. The simple white canvas keeps attention on the blunt, sardonic line across the chest — a quiet, deadpan statement that reads like an inside joke shared between friends who don’t take themselves too seriously. Lightweight but sturdy cotton sits close to the body without clinging, so it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with lived-in confidence. The crew neck and classic cut make it comfortable for everyday wear, while the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep it feeling right after dozens of washes.
This is the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people pause, smirk, or exchange a knowing look. It pairs with worn jeans, a beanie, or a stiff coffee and holds up at late-night gatherings, irreverent meetups, or just running errands when you’re in a dry-humor mood. The understated print placement keeps the tone deliberately restrained — terse, crisp, and unmistakably you.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment printing for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This is the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people pause, smirk, or exchange a knowing look. It pairs with worn jeans, a beanie, or a stiff coffee and holds up at late-night gatherings, irreverent meetups, or just running errands when you’re in a dry-humor mood. The understated print placement keeps the tone deliberately restrained — terse, crisp, and unmistakably you.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment printing for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat