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This relaxed cotton tee carries a blunt, darkly humorous slogan across the chest — a sharp little provocation that lands with wry shock. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt’s classic crew neck and roomy cut make it easy to slip on for a long day of chores, a late-night hangout, or a weekend of errands. The printed text sits centered and unadorned, so the message reads clear from a distance while the fabric keeps things comfortable and breathable. Wear it when you want to make a dry, sardonic statement and let the shirt do the talking.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for shape retention
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric
- DTG prints for crisp front design; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
1800's
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for shape retention
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric
- DTG prints for crisp front design; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean