Don't Let Me Do Shots or Coke
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A clean, no-nonsense tee for people who say what they mean and laugh at the awkward pause afterward. This classic cotton shirt carries a short, deadpan line across the chest in crisp black print — a wink for bar nights, concert pit exits, or any social scene where boundaries matter. The relaxed crew cut and medium-weight fabric sit comfortably all day; the simple, centered design reads like a private joke that becomes a conversation starter. Wear it when you want to set a tone without shouting: calm, direct, and a little irreverent.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) — smooth, durable printing surface
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main chest print for sharp detail
- Medium weight fabric (180 g/m²) with tear-away label for comfort and easy wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat