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This lightweight cotton tee carries a dry, dark-humor slogan across the chest with restrained, all-caps type — honest and a little wicked. It sits like a lived-in favorite: roomy through the body, neat at the crew neck, and printed with techniques that keep the lettering crisp. Wear it to get a laugh, to stir conversation, or to lean into a playful, sarcastic vibe at casual hangs, open mic nights, or a late-night pizza run.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce waste
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and itch-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for primary chest print for detailed, durable text
- Ethically sourced materials and safety certified (Oeko-Tex), made in Nicaragua with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
God, Please, May Her........
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce waste
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and itch-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for primary chest print for detailed, durable text
- Ethically sourced materials and safety certified (Oeko-Tex), made in Nicaragua with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean