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A clean, classic cotton tee that speaks with wry humor. The front features a bold, centered text that reads: “HEYYY WITH THE INTENTION OF EATING IT FROM THE BACK UNTIL YOU CAN’T THINK.” The message lands with deadpan delivery on a relaxed crewneck silhouette, making it an easy everyday piece for anyone who likes dry wit and low-effort style. The medium-weight fabric drapes naturally, the ribbed collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Wear it solo with jeans or layer it under a jacket — it slides into weekend coffee runs, late-night hangs, or casual weekday rotations while quietly stealing the conversation.
Product features
- 100% US cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp front text via DTG/DTF methods; tear-away label for scratch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
"HEYYY"
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% US cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp front text via DTG/DTF methods; tear-away label for scratch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat