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A clean, bold statement tee that speaks in short, darkly witty lines. This classic crew-neck shirt carries a centered, typewriter-like text across the chest, delivering a tongue-in-cheek, slightly macabre message with quiet confidence. Wear it with faded jeans, layered under a worn jacket, or alone to let the words do the talking. The soft, sturdy cotton feels familiar from the first wear and settles into the wardrobe as a go-to for late-night gigs, coffee runs, or when you want to lean into a wry sense of humor. It’s for people who appreciate sharp, literary humor and subtle shock value—those who prefer to spark a double-take rather than shout for attention.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for everyday durability and comfort
- Tubular knit, seamless sides for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I May Not Be Able to Bury My Tongue.
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for everyday durability and comfort
- Tubular knit, seamless sides for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean