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A clean, sturdy cotton tee that carries a dry, witty voice on its chest. The minimalist block text reads like a private inside joke: a little bitter, a little brave — worn by people who prefer honest humor over fluff. The medium-weight fabric drapes relaxed and breathable, so the words feel natural whether you’re layering under a jacket or lounging at home. Subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed color and a classic crew neckline keep the look effortless and lived-in. This shirt fits into everyday routines: coffee runs, late-night hangouts, or those quiet moments when sarcasm says more than small talk.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main front print for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I Might Not Go Down as One of the Best Humans
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main front print for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat