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A soft, medium-weight cotton tee printed with deadpan humor across the chest. The straightforward black text sits low on the front, giving an offbeat, deadpan vibe that reads like an inside joke. Wear it when you want to break tension with a blunt, absurd line — it pairs easily with jeans, a jacket, or lounging at home. The classic crew neck and relaxed cut keep the look casual and quietly confident, while the smooth fabric and tear-away label make it comfy all day. Ethically sourced cotton and durable printing mean the message stays clear through washes and outings.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/neck label, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
If We Fight
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/neck label, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean