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This white crewneck tee speaks with attitude. The short, bold chest text delivers a sharp, unapologetic message—cleanly printed in crisp black on smooth, midweight cotton that sits comfortably on the shoulders and holds its shape. Wear it when you want to set a boundary with a little dark humor: it layers easily under a denim jacket, stands out at a casual meetup, and reads clearly from across the room. The fabric’s natural hand and subtle structure give the shirt an everyday ease while the tubular knit and taped shoulders keep the silhouette neat after repeated wear. For someone who values blunt honesty wrapped in simple design, this tee becomes a small, pointed statement in their wardrobe.
Theme/Features: Bold, blunt text statement; minimalist black-on-white print; midweight cotton comfort
Target Audience: People who enjoy edgy, sarcastic apparel and straightforward self-expression
Occasions: Casual hangouts, nights out, informal gatherings, statement streetwear
Product features
- 100% midweight cotton (solid colors) — durable yet soft (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
- Tubular knit construction with shoulder tape — reduced seams and improved shape retention
- Ribbed collar and classic crew neckline — holds shape and gives a timeless look
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing — sharp, detailed text on chest and sleeve/inner neck where applicable
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — comfortable, safe, and responsibly produced
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Theme/Features: Bold, blunt text statement; minimalist black-on-white print; midweight cotton comfort
Target Audience: People who enjoy edgy, sarcastic apparel and straightforward self-expression
Occasions: Casual hangouts, nights out, informal gatherings, statement streetwear
Product features
- 100% midweight cotton (solid colors) — durable yet soft (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
- Tubular knit construction with shoulder tape — reduced seams and improved shape retention
- Ribbed collar and classic crew neckline — holds shape and gives a timeless look
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing — sharp, detailed text on chest and sleeve/inner neck where applicable
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — comfortable, safe, and responsibly produced
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean