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This clean, no-nonsense tee speaks with a dry, confident voice. The shirt’s small, centered text reads like a personal manifesto — blunt, clever, and a little rebellious — so it settles naturally into everyday life: worn under a denim jacket on a coffee run, layered for a gym day when you’d rather joke than flex, or paired with joggers while running errands. The relaxed, classic cut keeps the message front-and-center without shouting. It’s for people who appreciate understated humor and honesty — the ones who laugh at their own mess-ups and own them loudly. The shirt’s simple design makes it easy to pair with familiar wardrobe pieces and to wear again and again, showing personality without effort.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Impeccable
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean