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Light, a little cheeky, and built for everyday wear — this classic crew tee carries a small, sardonic message across the chest that reads like an inside joke between friends. The shirt sits relaxed on the body and feels familiar from the first wear: breathable 100% cotton (solid colors) with a soft medium-weight hand that holds up through wash after wash. Because the design is printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques, the text stays clear and readable without feeling heavy on the fabric. Wear it to low-key hangs, road trips, or late-night bar exits when a dry sense of humor fits the mood.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Durable shoulder tape and ribbed collar to keep shape over time
- Crisp DTF/DTG printing for detailed, long-lasting text; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
May the Only Tears You Shed
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Durable shoulder tape and ribbed collar to keep shape over time
- Crisp DTF/DTG printing for detailed, long-lasting text; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean