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This soft, classic-fit tee carries a deadpan, bold line across the chest that speaks in dry, dark humor. Lightweight but sturdy cotton sits close to the skin without clinging, so the message stays front and center while you move through a crowded cafe, a late-night show, or a weekend of errands. The crew neckline and relaxed silhouette keep the look effortless — wear it alone or layered under a jacket for an offbeat statement that reads like a private joke shared with strangers who get it. It’s for the person who prefers sarcasm carved in simple type: subtle, blunt, and a little dangerous in the best way.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- DTG/DTF dual printing for crisp chest text and durable sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and made with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Not Even a Guillotine
$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- DTG/DTF dual printing for crisp chest text and durable sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and made with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean