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A relaxed, classic crew-neck tee with deadpan humor printed across the chest. Soft, medium-weight cotton drapes easily over the body for casual days and late-night runs. The understated, centered text reads like a private joke — a wink to people who appreciate dry sarcasm and dark humor. Wear it when you want to make people pause, smirk, or spark a conversation without saying a word. It sits comfortably under a jacket or pairs with jeans and sneakers for a look that’s calmly confident and quietly provocative.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, low-waste silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed print using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, low-waste silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed print using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean