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A crisp, straightforward tee that speaks with dry wit. Lightweight but sturdy 100% cotton holds the boxy, classic silhouette while softening with wear. The centered, typewriter-style message reads like a short, rueful commentary you’d mutter at the dinner table or while scrolling through headlines. Wear it layered under a denim jacket or alone with relaxed jeans — it settles into everyday life and starts small conversations without shouting. For people who appreciate sharp humor and understated design, this shirt offers comfort, clarity, and a little civilized snark.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for primary design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, meets EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for primary design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, meets EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat