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Soft, dependable, and quietly clever — this classic tee carries a dry, witty statement across a clean chest. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar from the first wear, with a relaxed silhouette that moves easily through everyday life. Wear it to low-key gatherings, late-night hangouts, or when you want to let your sense of humor speak for you without shouting. The simple black text on white keeps the look minimal and easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves. It settles into a wardrobe the way an inside joke does: familiar, effortless, and frequently reached for.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for solid comfort and durability (select colors vary with cotton/poly blends)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing techniques (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for solid comfort and durability (select colors vary with cotton/poly blends)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing techniques (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean