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A soft, sturdy cotton tee with a bold, tongue-in-cheek slogan printed across the chest. Clean white canvas and minimalist typography give the shirt a deadpan, slightly irreverent voice that reads like an inside joke among friends. Wear it casually to spark laughs during shift changes, low-key nights out, or when you want to break the ice with a cheeky one-liner. Lightweight but durable, it holds its shape through repeated wear and washings while keeping the message front-and-center.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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$19.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat